Gather around kiddos and kiddettes! I've got a story of crazy people to tell you all, and it happened right on my doorstep! Read this one, it's actually slightly intriguing, for a change.
So, all right, it's Wednesday morning, about... almost 7:40ish I'd say. About time to leave for work, you know, you don't want to be late. You can do about anything with a temp job and not get fired. You could step on all of the clothes. You could set the fire on factory. But if you are late, your supervisor will murder you.
But of course, this isn't about me being late at all. Fact of the matter is, I got to work right on time. But this is about something a little more sinister, I would say. Sinister in a sort of stupid way, but still.
So my mom and I are walking out the door, running just a little bit late I'd say, when we spot something sitting on the front porch just a foot or so away from the door. In fact, we see a couple somethings.
-A yellow rose still in the plastic. It's pretty wilted and starting to turn brown at this point. Obviously whoever was trying to swoon us was showing a bit of a halfhearted effort.
-A 22 ounce Budweiser can. Well, I can't quire remember how big the can was, since I was never all that amazing at keeping track of cans and how much fluid they can hold. But either way, it was pretty big, and obviously just gotten out of the freezer, since it was covered in condensation and all what not.
-A full pack of Berries and Cream Starburst. Unfortunately, since I had no clue where it had been, I did not try and eat it. I still crave some Starbursts right now, though.
-An empty bag of Doritos spicy Buffalo Ranch Doritos. Between the Budweiser can and the Starburst, it was the only thing that had been opened, and everything had been eaten at that.
TO BE CONTINUED
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